Woo pig sooie...Rant 2007

Alright Tiger Fans...this is it... Marble Game Numero 12 for the Tigers this year...

It's time to face Houston Nutt and the flamin' Razorpigs....

#1 LSU vs. Arkansuck

What's not to love about the battle of the boot? You've got tons of bacon cooking, morning cocktails, non..ahem-biased CBS broadcasters, a couple of Heisman contenders, alot of coaching rumors and some giant Cochon-de-Lait fire in the Atchafalaya Basin.....ummm...slow cooked basin pork......

Arkansas... (or R-Kansas as the Hat calls them)

Houston Nutt, C-Dick Run, C-Dick Throw a Bad Pass, McFadden with the bruised ribs, Jones the runner around the corner....etc...

It's Arkansas losers to Auburn, Kentucky, Alabama (Did you hear the Neeck Saayben lost to U-L-M???hahahahaa), and Tenn-uh-cee. 4 loses in the conference...ouch... I sure hope Pelini has watched those four games over and over again and figured it out... Stop McFadden, Stop Jones, and Let Casey Dick squirt one up the middle. Stop the run... stop arkansas.

LSU

Well it's senior day for the following Tigers - Ali Highsmith, Early Doucet, Matt Flynn, Craig Steltz, Jacob Hester, Jonathan Zenon, Chevis Jackson, Luke Sanders, Patrick Fisher, Shawn Jordan, Kirston Pittman, Jacob Ohair, Carnell Stewart, Glenn Dorsey, Will Arnold, Mit Cole, and Keith Zinger. The winingest (that's a word right?) class in LSU Tiger History!!!! Give them a big Tiger Stadium Salute. It's also audition Time for Les.... for his big LSU pay raise.

This one is for the marbles...win and it's on to bigger things....three game streak to the Championship....

DO YOU BELIEVE!!!!?!?!??! DO YOU BELIEVE!?!?!??!

Give me an L!!!

GIVE ME AN S!!!!

GIVE ME A U!!!!

L-S-U!!!!!

This is the Wear the Hat game.... Make sure you wear your undersized LSU HAT high on your head to show your support for the Tigers and FEAR LES MILES himself!!!

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?

Give me break...you don't think this group of Tigers realizes what's at stake???? Anything less than a win is unacceptable. BCS#1 must be defended. Tiger Stadium Streak must be kept alive!!! The Boot must be defended!!!

Flynn's last game in Tiger Stadium, Doucet's too, Dorsey as well...the list goes on (yeah scroll back up to see it)..... So we're a little banged up.... there's one football to go around and plenty of talent to carry the rock into the endzone....plenty of talent to stuff McFadden and Jones into the Death Valley Turf!!! COME ALIVE TIGERS!!! DESTINY!!! It's touchdowns for Doucet, Hester, Flynn, Dorsey may even score one!!! (that'll lock up the Heisman for him!!!)

BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Prediction

LSU - 38

R-Kansas Razorpigs - 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

oh yeah...and what in world is the pig sooie thing all about??????????...very disturbing to see the mating call of grown adults from the state of arkansas....