BEAT BAMA!!!

Beat Bama Rant...

Not much to say that hasn't already been said...this build up began the morning of the Sugar Bowl when Nicky went from annoying to hated. Here me out... I appreciate the NC in 2003 but it's the other stuff that still sticks with me:

1. The loss to UAB


2. The loss to Ole Miss in 2001


3. The loss to Ron Frickin Zook in the NC year. Had this not happened we never would have to hear about the split NC chit with USC


4. The interview with the Bears the day after the NC game


5. The last second loss to Arkansas in 2002 keeping LSU out of the SEC Championship game


6. Keeping Mauck in the game against UF in 2002 while up by 3 touchdowns and getting him injured and pretty much tanking that season because of it


7. Not realizing that Davey was the better QB than that Booty kid ...that was a no brainer


8. The constant rumors of NFL jobs while he was here


9. Quiting on Christmas Day


10. Staying to coach the Crapital One Bowl and blowing the game on the last play...then blaming the players


11. Losing to Auburn in 2004


12. Taking the Dolphins Job


13. Recommending Houston Nutt to Replace him at LSU


14. Leaving the Dolphins


15. Taking the BAMA Job


16. Taking credit for the Sugar Bowl win...aight...

NICK YOU ARE NOW TIGER BAIT!!!! AIGHT, RELATIVE TO THE PROCESS, AIGHT DOG!

Bama

Bear Bryant is Dead, Dreamland Ribs suck, you're paying the contracts of three, yes three former coaches (It's Rollin' Baby!!), Auburn is better, your stadium is boring, you paid $4 million dollars for a coach that has lost at least 3 games a year (except his NC year) while at LSU, multiple years of cheating, Joe Namath is a drunk and never attended class, Bear Bryant is still dead, and you will lose to LSU this week, The Fighting Crooms the week after and then to Auburn. ....see what $4 million gets you. DELUSIONAL!!!

Delusional disorder is a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a psychotic mental illness that involves holding one or more non-bizarre delusions in the absence of any other significant psychopathology (signs or symptoms of mental illness).

Indicators of a delusion
(Munro, 1999)
The patient expresses an idea or belief with unusual persistence or force.
That idea appears to exert an undue influence on his or her life, and the way of life is often altered to an inexplicable extent.
Despite his profound conviction, there is often a quality of secretiveness or suspicion when the patient is questioned about it.
The individual tends to be humorless and oversensitive, especially about the belief.
There is a quality of centrality: no matter how unlikely it is that these strange things are happening to him, the patient accepts them relatively unquestioningly.
An attempt to contradict the belief is likely to arouse an inappropriately strong emotional reaction, often with irritability and hostility.
The belief is, at the least, unlikely.
The patient is emotionally over-invested in the idea and it overwhelms other elements of his psyche (psychology).
The delusion, if acted out, often leads to behaviors which are abnormal and/or out of character, although perhaps understandable in the light of the delusional beliefs.
Individuals who know the patient will observe that his belief and behavior are uncharacteristic and alien.

BEAT BAMA!!

Bama won't you bite my ass!!

LSU

Two weeks of rest, two arrests. Not to worry the real Tigers, the real players (not the playas) are making the trip to Tuscaloosa (Alabama Indian word for Trailer Park). Flynn is healthy, Doucet is back, Dorsey is on half a leg but still the best on terra firma......

WHAT's GONNA HAPPEN!?!?!

BAMA's GONNA GET A BEAT DOWN!!! LSU Defense is #2. Bamajammer defense is in the mid 40's. Run it down their throat. Pass it downfield. Flynn to Doucet, Hester, Holiday, KW, Scott, Murphy, Defense will score.

PREDICTION

LSU 37

Bama 17

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

BEAT BAMA

LES is MORE!!!