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TD Against Tenn
2006 (intercepted?? in front of Bowe)

Bama won't you ....

Oh my ...Alabama just lost to Mississippi State... oh my..I don't know what to say... I mean... they lost to Mississippi State... they lost in Tuscaloosa...to Mississippi State...Mike Shula lost to Sylvester Croom... It'll take Sylvester Croom until 2038 to reach Les Miles win total..Bama...you lost to Mississippi State...

This week... it's gonna be really difficult .... hint. .. Shula...LSU's a little bit better than Mississippi State... WOW... BAMA LOST TO MISSISSIPPI STATE...

Shula looked like he needed his daddy on the sideline last week to offer some advice.....

Bama fans were on the internet about a minute after the loss dreaming of a contract buyout and weird thinking like hiring Nick Saban away from the Dolphins or getting Butch Davis to climb out of seclusion to become the next annointed "Heir to the Bear" ..Shula..dead man walking???

Here's some advice Bama... play the third string.. rest up ...take the weak off ...we don't want you to get anyone hurt... we just need you to pull it all together on the 18th of November in the Iron Bowl against Tubby and the boys... so just take this week off... YOU LOST TO MISSISSIPPI STATE..... RELAX Enjoy a night in Death Valley...soak it all in.... the atmosphere...the Tiger Band, The Golden Girls, The smell of non-dry county in the air, the smell of tiger dogs, nachos, and nope we don't sell corndogs...just war-chicken on a stick....

Okay...Tigers are back from yet another gut wrenching road game... this one had a similar ending to LSU's victory Over Bama last year. Remember that one... Jamarcus to Bowe in OT for the 16-13 victory... that was a classic. So Miles now has two signature road wins (3 if you count Miami) in his career to go with his clunkers this season. Things are looking up!!! Beating Tennuhcee...HUGE!!!

Tigers turn it up again this weekend...it's November.. LSU has only lost two games in November this decade... and that was in the 2002 Season.

Jamarcus is the man, Bowe is the LSU record holder, running game is by committee, the Defense had it's bad game last week, yet still stopped the Volunteers.

THE BEAR IS LONG GONE... HE AIN'T COMING BACK. Bama no longer owns some property in Baton Rouge.

PREDICTION

Lots of Early, Lots of Bowe, A little Holiday, Alot of Keiland Williams, Alot of Panic on the Bama sidelines...

ALL TIGERS...ALL NIGHT.. On ESPN

LSU Fighting Tigers 31
Bama Not-So Mighty Elephants,shula,MikeDubose,Logan Young, Original Cheaters, crummy band from BamaLand, awful dreamland ribs, Seaweed for mascot, dumb roll tide roll cheer, ripoff bear bryant museum, probation dwelling, losing to missippi state, shula buyout, please beat tubby - 10 (did you know they lost to Mississippi State last week?)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!

LSU 28 Vols 24 - VICTORY!!!!!

well that one will shorten ye ole life span by a few years... but well worth it!!!

What did it??

Mr. Emotion - LES MILES

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-667558600481396759


(iam4lsu - thanks for the picture)

THE BIG QUESTION???
HOW MANY DONUTS DID FULMER EAT SUNDAY MORNING???

DESTROY TENNESSEE

You wanted a RANT!?!?! Well you're gonna get one. CAN YOU HANDLE IT??

This one is going to be short. WE owe Tenn-uh-cee...and we owe them BIG TIME....I've waited for this one for a year...after the 30-27 Monday night debacle,post Katrina-Rita nightmare and stepping in one large mound of red-ants post game and not realizing it until 2 miles down Highland road... I've waited. PhatPhil and the convicts planted their puke orange letter T'd flag in the Holy ground of Death Valley. I've waited. The Tailgating Tigers have waited. The Football Tigers have waited too... Vengeance is a dish best served cold... 14 months is long time to cool off...I'm dang near frigid right now. HEY BUBBA and LouLou!!!... you and Phil can sit down for a couple, three, four, eight dozen donuts on Sunday Morning and try to figure out what the hell happened....

Let me clue you in on what's about to happen....

Ainge and his bum ankle aren't going to last long. Mr. Dorsey, Beckwith and Highsmith will see to that...and once Eric's out....there be no Clausen to save the Volunteers this time. Tennuhsee playing a true Freshman will be nothing like LSU playing a 'freshman' such as Matt Mauck 5 short years ago...

Super Smurf Trindon Holliday will come from nowhere and get a couple of TDs and lots of rushing yards along with Charles Scott...who'll both take pressure off of JR who finally shines for you doubters out there on the road. Craig buster Davis will look like Dominic Davis on punt returns.....Bowe grabs a few LSU records in the process...and

The #1 Defense in the land is hungry....

The Tigers are hydrated and ready to play...

VENGEANCE BABY!!!

VICTORY FOR LSU!!!

42-14

and back in the hunt for the WEST...

UT CHALK TALK....

It's Gameday by Jill......

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield

When the press asked Nick Saban
About the biggest game of the year
He'd always tell them it's the next one
For Les Miles, this can't be more clear

The storm clouds brew over Knoxville
This coach's reputation will soon be sealed
Can he restore the naysayers confidence?
Will he move from behind his conservative shield?

It's been a season of contrasts,
High scoring wins and opportunities lost
The key has consistently been the offense
Why run the ball at any cost?

Is LSU the best team in the SEC?
Sure, if you like lies, damn lies and statistics
Don't they know stats are for losers?
Winners have winning characteristics

The vols have a hobbled quarterback
And a miserable red-zone defense
So let's pressure him, run him and hobble him again
Then, Jimbo, do something. anything. Just get off the fence

The Tigers must broaden their horizons
And find the glory in Victory on the road
Savor the experience, then focus on the next big one
We're hosting some old friends in our humble abode

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

RANT DELAYED....

Delayed..why??

Because I'm traumatized.

I tried watching Boise State and Fresno State on ESPN and that damn blue field freaked me out!!!

BAN THE BLUE FIELD!!!

Next up Tenn-uh-cee

Next up a trip up to Hillbilly land...but first a word from our sponsor....

The SEC Coaches of South Park.....

click to enlarge... gotta love the internet...

Pure Stupidity...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtp7sEGDis&NR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Zvn3uiHXc&NR

How not to Tailgate.......

Rain - Free

Large Attitude Adjustment with extra Shot - $12

Folding Tables - $39.99 each at Sam's Club

Stitches and a Trip to the ER - $500

Busting your ass in front of your friends while they video tape you, then put it on the internet for all the world to enjoy - PRICELESS!!!!


Zapruder film....angle #2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXSF3jN2SNQ&mode=related&search=

Man...that goofy laugh sounds familiar...

Oh Great...it's Open Date...

AAAGHH!!! A weekend of no Tiger Football...

Traditionally this should be the time we get to see the Billy Cannon run about 20 times a night on tv and get ready to spank ole miss...

but no...

the SEC decided to move that tradition from the weekend closest to Halloween..to the weekend before Thanksgiving... thanks alot SEC.. Thanks for the fine officiating this year as well...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W00D0gee93E

SO HERE YA GO....Click..click... BILLY CANNON!!!
OLE MISS LOSES AGAIN!!!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

OWNED!! SPANKED!! ETC.

38-6

Tiger D is pretty much number one in every category now.

Back to my earlier question ... WHY DID IT TAKE UNTIL THE 7th game for Les to name Craig Davis as the Punt Returner???? aaghhh...

Another great Tiger Victory!!! 11 straight home victories..and yet another victim of DEATH VALLEY AT NIGHT!!!!

I know many of you saw this game on the schedule at the beginning of the year and said... oooohhhh Fresno St..... that could be a close one.....

Yes close by a half...then like that BAM!!!!

Les did something Spurrier never had the class to do... kneel the ball in the red zone with one minute left.

Congratulations Les Miles and the LSU Tigers!!!! 6-2.

Next up...

Bring on Tennuh-C!!!.... Been waiting for some payback from that Miserable Monday Night Post Rita Fiasco.......

Oh Great...it's Fresno State..

#14 LSU vs. Bottom Ten #10 Fresno State www.gobulldogs.com

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=2629933

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=278

Okay so Fresno on paper seems to be yet another boring home slaughter.... (pictured?? Tutle or Pat hill??)

So how do we get fired up for this??? How do we get fired up to play a 1 - 5 team???

It's easy... thanks to ESPN...I got really tired of last season hearing how Fresno State will play anyone, anywhere, anytime. Well that was the build up as they delivered and gave the nauseating USC network and team all they could handle. Had it not been for a few Reggie Bush heroics...USC would have lost to Fresno State. ...and that's all we heard on ESPN for weeks...

What they failed to talk about was La. Tech hanging about a 50 point victory on Fresno a week later...and since that game to USC..Fresnotsogreat State is 1-9. One win..this year over NEVADA... great gambling..bad football...

FRESNO STATE 2006
09/01
Nevada
W 28-19
09/09
#20 Oregon
L 31-24
09/16
at Washington
L 21-20
09/30
Colo St
L 35-23
10/07
at Utah St
L 13-12
10/14
Hawaii
L 68-37

68 points to HAWAII????? Go Rainbows!!!

FRESNO STATE
Coached by Pat Hill (looks like Yosemite Sam mixed with a WWE wrestler..or is he really their bulldog mascot???). The reason his team was good for years is not that he'll play anybody, anywhere, anytime...it's the fact that he'll take anybody on his team..no matter how dumb or how criminally inclined. It's a roster full of grade casualties and the rejected, suspend etc.. and he even had one a few years back that was kicked out of FSU...that's bad..kicked out of Florida Penal Colony North...jeess... he will take anybody. And they play in the WAC...not a real conference... small stadium 41,000 seats,..at 1-5...they gotta be ready to phone it in.....

LSU
I got a feeling we may see Jacob Hester get the ball some. For God's sake make it stop!!! Get the ball to the speed guys. Hester's consistent yes... but he's good for 5 yards tops. Jamarcus ...fantabulous at home. Craig Davis on punt returns...WHY DID IT TAKE SEVEN GAMES TO FIGURE THIS OUT LES AND CREW????????????? WHY?????

Tiger Defense will dominate. It doesn't matter if it's a good team or a bad team..Tiger D will dominate!!! Pelini for HC????

Golden Girls, Packed stadium for 2 quarters, extremely late night game (8:00 PM ESPN2)= highly primed tailgaters...

PREDICTION

West Monroe vs. a WAC Team = Good Game

LSU vs. a WAC Team = another blowout of 42+ points or more


LSU 59
WAC Attack 10

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Archer Loses in Tiger Stadium, 1990...2006 he's still got it!

To paraphrase CFN ...

"no team whips the mediocre like LSU"

unfortunately we play the less than mediocre at home and some decent teams (which we can't whip) on the road.


Should have known that Tubby would beat Florida... damn...

why should I have known this...

it's simple..

every team that beats LSU...loses their next game... go look it up...

Tiger Cow unmasked....

CAPTION:"A snapshot taken moments after LSU's winning TD captured the contrast in emotions yesterday. UK cornerback Leonard Burress (27) knelt in disbelief while LSU student Joey Herzog celebrated the Tigers' stunning last-second victory."Two seconds after the picture was taken I was pushed over by an angry Kentucky fan...............

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/sports/columnists/mark_story/15746957.htm

It's Gameday by Jill....

Our Special Teams are neither special nor a team. Discuss...

Archer returns to Death Valley
Bertman is getting bad press
No TV for the Tigers
It feels like everything's a mess

It was supposed to be a tough one
But not a burning, flaming crash
I spent the '90's watching bad football
It is not something I wish to rehash

Clichés are fill for press conferences
But words are not a shield
When you can't explain or justify
The product on the field

So it's time to circle the wagons,
Rally the troops and take one game at a time
We all know defense wins championships
And these things can turn on a dime

But who will be this week's opponent?
What colors will they wear?
Just please, no purple pants
The flashbacks would be too much to bear

A golden opportunity is waiting
On this gumbo weather Saturday night
Don't look back, move forward
Don't ever go down without a fight

Good seasons can come from bad losses
Winning is sometimes what adversity breeds
Archer knows how to lose in Tiger Stadium
And a flashback is exactly what he needs


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

and another thing....

Mikey sure knows how to lose in Tiger Stadium...

Hey Mike I still remember that night.. Nov 19th 1988..what was that...the 44-3 loss to Miami...that sure was a great one....

...uh...he had more hair then...

Is there any point???

Is there any point to this?? Is the season lost... maybe.

Is les an idiot... probably so....

am I skipping the game...

no way in hell!!!

Why should we care????????

It's really simple...

NEVER SKIP THE OPPORTUNITY TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF THE PERSON THAT BEGAN THE DOWNFALL OF LSU FOOTBALL IN THE 80's that led to the Curley years, that led to us thinking Dinardo was great...etc...etc...

Ladies and Gentlemen....

It's time to kick the CRAP out of Kentucky football and their defensive Coordinator...

one...

MIKE ARCHER.

Remember that name???? I do... That name went from beloved to several years of curse words and evil thoughts out of this Tiger fan. The man that made my college years gray...only to lead to the dark days of Curley....

WIN ONE TIGERS... do it for pride...do it for revenge!!!!

JUST WIN!!! Do what you do best... win at home...... Win against the bottom dwellers of the SEC...

Kentucky...
what can I say.. .KY....good jelly ..bad football. Perhaps we should have taken a page from the KY fans recently... maybe we should have torn down the goal posts after the losses at Auburn and Florida...perhaps we'd feel better??? ... KY's first game against the Tigers since the bluegrass Miracle... KY's one highlight of national fame...shown over and over and over again... I guess they've felt like Ole Miss fans everyear having to cringe at the Billy Cannon run... how sad...your best highlight when someone else wins....

I have no clue of any talent on this team...just that they are Kentucky and Rick Brooks is their coach..they are 24 point underdogs and the best defensive coordinator will be on our side.

LSU
Jamarcus..great at home crummy on the road. We're home..he should be great... Les is still our coach..our Defense is still #1 and we still have no resemblence of a running game.

Prediction

Football weather is here... enjoy it. All is not lost...stranger things have happened..we're not mathematically eliminated.... enjoy the game....

No SCORE PREDICTION... TIGERS WIN

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!

Invoke 24 hour rule... Time to Role the tape..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIhWiXTVf1A

JACK HUNT!!! JACK HUNT!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GP2QGA3kto

WTF?!?!?!?! arrrgghhh...

23-10??? What the heck was that???

Sure the sun did come up this a.m. but I'm still perplexed.

The only thing missing from that humiliating display yesterday was Curley or Dinardo pacing the sidelines with a blank stare. I gotta go TIVO that thing because I swear I saw Curley.

Once again the big setup (Arky beating Allbarn) then the letdown (Urban and Timcan't be stopped Tebow spanking the Tigers in a bad way).

Well the chance for the SEC, BCS and NC are gone. Thanks alot Jimbo and Les ..great job of coaching the big game. I'm sensing a common theme with Jimbo laying the big egg on the big game...sure he can destroy a lesser opponent....that's it. Hey Les..you want to keep your job...go watch some tape of our loses over the course of MR. Common Theme's tenure the last 7 years....EGGO IN BIG GAMO..

Plenty of football left...so we can watch the Tigers pummel the home opponents then tank it on the road games (Tenn and Arky).... AARRGGH!!!!

One more thing ..if it comes down to LSU having to beat Arkansas to get Auburn into the SEC Championship...I hope Les is Man Enough to do the proper thing........ Play nothing but freshmen and walk-ons. ...I do not want my Tigers responsible for giving Auburn another chance.

....Hey florida!! How did you not score more than 23 points??? We gave you the ball 7 times???? You suck!!!!!

geaux tigers..

$%$(*(#*$(*(*#*(*$%)#)#!@!!!!!!!!!

It's Gameday.....by Jill

Happy Homecoming, Urban!

Somebody's getting fired
How can this be?
Gameday is in Gainesville
And not at the Pac-10 marquee?

Get ready you people
For one hell of a show
They call 'em The Three Amigos
Doucet, Davis and Bowe

An offensive juggernaut
Is expected in the swamp
This time it's the visitors
chomp, chomp, chomp

So about that spread offense
Versus the nation's best D
Pelini says No Charge for the lesson
Our pleasure, it's free

There's a chill in the air
That comes from days not so old
Because revenge is a dish
Best served cold


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

Less than 48 hours til kickoff...

This should get you ready...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLsoTwPe7JU&NR

Urban Meyer Weiner Rant..

YUUMMMM GATOR.... Tastes like chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week's Tiger Bait... Urban Meyer Weiner,Tim Tebow,Chrissy Leak and the rest of the Florida Gators....

Before the hatred for Tubberville...there was the Dark Empire of Gainsville headed by Darth Spurrier... well he finally threw in the towel and we enjoyed the fall of the empire under Lord Zook... sadly that came to an end... in walks in Urban Myth...

I don't get it...what has this guy done??? Utah??... Well let's see he did cry like a little girl last year when the TIGERS with 5 turnovers still beat him.

ATTENTION: FLORIDA IS NOT BACK.. they were just a mythical blip on the college radar... nothing before Spurrier and not much since him.... So what if they're #5... they will LOSE Saturday... and here's why......

GATORS

Enough talk of Urban Legend and his spread offense. It's too slow against a fast defense. He might try a little wrinkle with Little Timmy Tebow.... but that one's real simple... when they put him in he runs the ball and to the left... that's it... Timmy meet Mr. Dorsey!!!!!!! The other head of the two headed QB system is none other than Chrissy Leak (watch him celebrate like a little school girl on the simplest plays...quite annoying). You remember Leak he was the only blemish in the TIGERS 2003 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP season. Well he's finally a senior and let's make it three victories in a row over him. ..and they have a built in loss excuse.. RB Deshawn Wynn has one heck of a swollen knee....

UF Defense... They are really good against the run...best in the conference. I'm not impressed.. But Al why not??? It's simple..they have the 10th best passing defense in the SEC.. IF you are an opposing team...why run?? ..when you can pass at will on these jokers??? ..and as an added bonus they run a two headed gimmick there too.... "co-defensive coordinators" ..watch that meltdown happen live saturday... who's in charge here anyway???

TIGERS (winners of 3 of the last 4 against UF...including the last two in da swamp)

Jamarcus is the real deal. The reigns are off. We have abandoned the run...bout time. Jamarcus will continue to light up the opposing defenses this week. The lesson of Auburn has been learned by Les and Jimbo ...THROW THE DAMN BALL!!! Early's Open, Bowe's Open, Davis is Deep, Hester is right there in front of you...no...throw it deep!!!

Remember what I said about no running game ...forget that...an inspired Hester, Scott and a surprising Alley B shock the Gator Nation on saturday for 150 total rushing yards to add to the impressive passing numbers by JR

DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!!! DEFENSE!!! The Chinese Bandits led by the 2nd best DL in the country (the #1 belongs to the Baltimore Ravens) will punish Tebow (don't forget to Tivo so you can enjoy over and over again) and Chrissy. The #2 scoring... ah heck with it...it's cut and past time.... (thanks LSU SID.).

Bill Franques voiceover here....

The Tigers are ranked No. 1 in the nation in total defense (193.4 yards per game) and pass efficiency defense (73.5 rating). The Tigers are No. 2 nationally in scoring defense, allowing just 7.4 points per game and they are No. 3 in pass defense, holding opponents to only 124.2 yards per contest. The Tigers are also ranked No. 5 in the nation in both interceptions and sacks. The Tigers have intercepted nine passes this year and they have also recorded 19 sacks.

Offensively, the Tigers lead the Southeastern Conference and rank No. 10 in the nation in scoring with 38.0 points per game. The Tigers have scored 190 points so far this year, which ranks as the second-highest point total by an LSU team over the first five games of a season. Only LSU’s national championship team in 2003 scored more points (201) over the first five games of the season. This year’s LSU squad is also the first team in modern day school history to reach the 40-point mark in four of its first five games. The only other LSU team to do it was the 1911 squad. LSU, behind the play of quarterback JaMarcus Russell, is ranked No. 5 in the nation in pass efficiency. The Tigers have completed 90 of 134 passes for 1,337 yards and 10 touchdowns. Individually, Russell continues to have the hot hand at quarterback as he has climbed all the way to No. 2 in the nation in pass efficiency. Russell, this week’s SEC Offensive Player of the Week, has connected on 81 of 115 passes for 1,246 yards, 10 touchdowns and just one interception. He has an efficiency rating of 188.4 Defensively, LSU safety Craig Steltz ranks first in the conference and sixth in the nation in interceptions with .80 a contest. Steltz has intercepted a pass in four straight games, a first in LSU history. Tiger defensive end Tyson Jackson leads the SEC and ranks No. 9 in the nation in sacks with 5.5 to his credit. Jackson is averaging 1.1 sacks per contest.

whew...couldn't have said it better myself....

PREDICTION....

FLORIDA IS NOT AUBURN... FLORIDA IS NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE.. JAMARCUS FOR HEISMAN...

#9 and moving up

LSU 31

F U Gators 16 (hahahaaa Miss St. scored more than you)

somebody get Urban another towel to cry in to.. #5 and going down....

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

we're gonna beat that urban meyer weiner.... then we'll pull for them to take care of Tubby..

Pics from the Miss St game..

photos courtesy Phil T.

LSU 48, Miss State 17, Lightning 1 hr delay

(Is the sky giving us a giant LSU#1 ??)

Is there any doubt who the best QB at LSU is??

Who gives LSU the best chance at winning???

Geaux Jamarcus... 14 straight pass completions....330 passing yards...

If he were at Ohio State/michigan or Notre Dame.. ABC would be pubbing him for the Heisman... but you can't have him ABC..he's a Tiger!!!

Oh yeah...Miss St... highest score by them that I can remember...Sylvester sure has that program turned around....

Next UP -

It's GREAT TO BEAT A FLORIDA GAYTOR!!!

IT's GAMEDAY by Jill....

Brunch on the Bayou

Drag out of bed early
Wipe the sleep for your eyes
Make good use of some Zing Zang
Watch the bulldogs demise

Nobody likes the JP game
Or whatever it's called now
We'll take it out on the cowbells
Pelini's defense knows just how

There's nothing like a dog pounding
Under the late September sun
The Tigers will score muchos puntos
Moo State? Not even one

What happened to the doggies?
They used to compete
Now they're worse than ole miss
And that's quite a feat

Another big day for Jamarcus
And a young kid named Scott
Oh and there's also that guy named Doucet
He's so gone when that ball is caught

So what's on your menu
Bloody Marys, Bourbon or Beer?
Whichever your poison
Don't be lazy - get out there and CHEER!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!

This Week's TigerBait - Mississippi State

The State of State ....BAD

Losers 0 - 15 to South Carolina
Losers 0 - 34 to Allbarn
Losers 29 - 32 to Tulame
Winners in OT over UAB 16-10

BAD.....
Very BAD...

I find it quite difficult to Rant on this team. I mean if it takes my Rant to fire you up to Crush another happless opponent... well... you're on your own this week...

Early game or not... this will be no contest...

Misshishipi Shtate..

What do we know about them??? The media line "Sylvester Croom sure has turned that program around...he runs a clean program" . Well that's special... they ensure CLEAN uniforms for the opposing team, the easily CLEAN out their home crowd, they CLEAN out the bank accounts of Div-1A teams as a ..dare I say it... a PATHETIC SEC RENT-A-WIN.

I hear they have a good defense.. but when you're star player is your punter... Starkvegas!! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

TIGERS

#1 Defense and a knack for scoring 42 points more than the opponent at home.

PREDICTION

11:30 kickoffs suck!!! But this will not spare the Starvillians any pain.

#10 Tigers 56

#1 _ _ (instert triple digit number here) Cowpokes .. NADA

Attention State Fans... LEAVE YOUR DAMN COWBELLS HOME!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

49-7!

The more things change...the more they stay the same.

Thanks Tulane for being a constant in this world!!!



Also of note Tiger fans... USC beat Arizona 20-3 last night... wow...that's impressive.

It's Gameday...by Jill

A recipe for disaster

Take One Semi-Inept Offense
Add a dash of a conservative coach
Mix in some spoiled officiating
And you'll serve up a result worthy of reproach

From Oregon to Alabama
The refs made bad hometown calls
Who passed out the bags of money?
Seriously, is this boxing or college football?

Let's move on to the Greenies
Did they really beat State?
Is it a victory? Well, yes
But not one that carries much weight

How 'bout that Tiger D?
Those guys deserve some props
Whoever plays QB for the greenies
Is in for some seriously painful pops

Now let's find ourselves a running game
Let's see some of Williams and Scott
Somebody light a fire under those others
Maybe they'll run like they don't want to be caught

I say we hang about 70 on Tulane
We need a good reason to cheer
A good ole fashioned Tiger Stadium drubbing
Is exactly what the wave needs to fear



GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

Tigerbait of the Week - Green Wave

Home Sweet Home...

ahhh..Tiger Stadium... no better way to get back on the winning track than a healthy dose of kicking the everliving doohicky out of the Tulane Green Wave....

TUCK FULANE

First off - Hats off to the the Green Wave for surviving the Katrina Season and playing 11 games on the road and losing at 9 of those different stadiums.... that was last year... now prepare to Die!!! (how embarrassing for two of those team..losing at home to Tulane...jeees)

Unranked Tulane 2006 - Lost to Houston 7-45 and beat Mississippimistake 32-29 in a nailbiter.. that is if anyone in Starkville had teeth to bite nails and Tulane's 10 traveling fans were just too in shock to start nibblin'....

What makes this team extra special for the buttwhupping is that they have a former LSU third stringer leading their offense. Remember Lester Ricard? Well he couldn't take the heat of competition and decided to transfer to someplace else..why Tulane of course...

HEY LESTER...YOU ARE TIGERBAIT!!!

I know what you're thinking... but "Al, don't you remember last year when that Clausen kid came in with Tennuhsee and beat us" .. That was different. That was an SEC team with SEC speed and an SEC defense and SEC ..well you get the picture. Lester is the 85th ranked passer in Division 1 football and has no defense, no supporting cast and well Chris Scelfone (33-49) is still the coach. NO contest. TULANE will not be playing a Conference USA or a pathetic Mississippi school this weekend.

www.tulanegreenwave.com

#10 TIGERS

No player on this team has lived in a world in which LSU has lost to Tulane. The last time the Green Wave won was 1982. LSU leads the 'rivalry' 65-22-7. That does not a rivalry make. (Mike Archer, Curley Hallman and Gerry 'wit a G' Dinardo didn't lose to Tulane.) The LSU players perfect world will stay perfect this saturday.

What I want to see.. lots of passing, freshman running backs (Scott and Williams), lots of cracking of heads, vicous hits, no punts, less Hester at Tailback, deep balls, imagination on offense, no prisoners on defense and no damn officials at the game period...Tiger Stadium will be Thunderdome this saturday...two teams enter...one leaves. .....

Prediction

Les and Jimbo have their backs to wall and open up the playbook and show what real SEC speed looks like. The #1 Defense in the nation continues to shine. The Tigerband remains solid, the Golden Girls do their thing and the season gets back on track. No stripped fools can save the Tigerbait this week. Hours of tailgating aggression toward refs will be focused properly come 7:00 P.M. in Death Valley.

LSU 62
Tulame 0

Hey 62-0 for the fourth time... IT'S TRADITION BABY!!

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

Bye the way Change of Rain Saturday - NEVER!!!

This day in Tiger History....

3 Years Ago Today...

there...that feels better..







(pic courtesy of JMD)

Auburn = Cheaters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-46FByOK4k

Watch Irons Maul Brandon LaFell

No call of course... cause the refs get there check from the SEC office.

then there's the Doucet no call...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2P-w9QlthE&mode=related&search=




The Rule on pass interference:
“9H. Pass interference rules do not apply after the pass has been touched anywhere inbounds by an inbounds player or has touched an official. If an opponent is fouled, the penalty is for the foul and not pass interference.”
“9I. After the pass has been touched, any player may execute a legal block during the remaining flight of the pass.”
Sports Illustrated says
“The call went Auburn's way.
With LSU facing fourth-and-8 from Auburn's 31 and 2:43 left, JaMarcus Russell fired the ball to Early Doucet near the goal line. A diving Brock deflected the pass, but Zach Gilbert was called for pass interference that would have kept the drive alive.
The officials overturned the call, although replays showed the contact came before the ball was tipped by Brock.”

then there's the HESTER 'no catch' fumble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff3p3EeVCOM

don't believe the fix was in check out this from Tigerdroppings...

First Drive: Pass completion by Hester would have given LSU 1st down on au 23. Play overturned by official after play was called a completion by the official right in from of the play. The guys calling the action couldn't believe it. They said no way that play could be overturned.

Second Drive: Long pass completion to the TE to the auburn 30. Late flag comes in and holding is called on the LSU tackle. The tackle has a soft cast on his hand and could not have held. The replay shows the tackle has his head across the body of the auburn DL and it is a good block. After the penalty the ball was moved all the way back to the LSU 38.

Third Drive: JR throws a deep ball into the auburn endzone to LaFell. Davis Irons is beaten badly on a double move. Irons turns his back to the ball and makes up ground. He grabs Lafell with both hands and kicks his legs with one of his legs. It was a mugging. LaFell should file charges with the auburn DA. Again the guys calling the game couldn't believe it. They said auburn got away with a big one there.

Fourth Drive: This is the one getting all the attention becasue it was at the end of the game. JR threw to Doucet at the auburn 3 yard line and Doucet was grabed coming out of his cut. He was then hit again as he went up for the ball, pushing him away from the ball. GEAUX TO HELL SEC!!!

THE 48 HOUR RULE IS NOW IN EFFECT...

OVER AND DONE

2-1 TIGERS

BRING ON THE GREEN WAVE...

GREEN WAVE RANT 2006 on it's way WED.

POST MORTEM..

Let's get this out our systems together now...

REPEAT AFTER ME...

REF!! YOU SUCK!!! REF!!! SUCK!!!
REF!!! YOU SUCK!!!

okay... 7-3..totally missed that one... then again it's hard for our 11 players to win when they are playing 18 people (11 + 5 refts + two announcers)....

So damn close... so many bad calls....

The Tigers are however not free from blame...

Jimbo... pick a freshman running back and go with him...Hester's slow, Vincent's too indecisive and Broussard needs to lay off the cheese fries...

Defense...ROCKED!!!!
Special Teams... kick longer punts please...

Jamarcus... some bonehead decisions in the end... but the best we have was out there.... could Flynn have thrown for 260 against Will Muschamp's defense... NO!!

Pick up the pieces...plenty of season left... and you gotta fear for the GREEN WAVE...

NEXT WEEK's TIGER BAIT...

TIGER's ARE ANGRY>>> and Hell's coming with them....

-lsual

TIGER 'TIL DEATH!! GEAUX TIGERS!!!

A BARN BURNER RANT!!

okay...10:30 pm...I sit to write the rant... after 7 years of this...what can I say about Auburn's confused arse mascot thing...or my love of Tubberville...Okay...Tubberville...the hate is viscerelle...there is no incarnation of evil in College Football concentrated in one location than the plains..(with the exception of Notre Dame or USC).....

ALLBARN RANT 2006...

Die TUBBY DIE 2006 Edition...

It's time for the media to stop kissing the arse of the wrong Tigers.... After the Two LSU TIVO games and Auburns beating of Happless Miss St.... they think things are equal but Auburn is better because of their flipping Running back and it's at Auburn... blah blah....

Here we are on the tenth anniversary of the night the Auburn barn burnt down and probably the last time the real TIGERS won on the plains... what's that I smell...another Auburn barn burning...no it's a trailer...and it smell like Auburn Corndog...

Corndog???

Let me enlighten, explain and sort this crap out once and for all. Auburn fans have been calling LSU fans the "corndogs" for a few years... why??? Some idiot with a computer in an Auburn trailer park got a hold of an email from an Oklahoma fan in which they call the Nebraska fans the "corndogs" and all Nebraska fans "smelled like corndogs" and replace the word Nebraska with "LSU". So they thought it was funny...and they think all LSU fans smell like corndogs???

WHAT THE FU_ _?????? Corndogs??? What the hell are corndogs??? Can't find them in Death Valley??? Not considered a tailgate food either. So sad..pathetic and just not funny....it's like thinking that Jim Carrey's the CABLE GUY is a funny movie...just plain dumb.....

To AUBURN: Go to Hell (see Ole Miss). That crap is old and not even funny.... but if you want to carry it on... Let's call this game the BATTLE for the GOLDEN FRIGGIN CORNDOG!!!

Auburn/plainsmen/warchickens/eagles

Tubby the evil 2nd rate Spurrier is still there. QB is Cox and he aint' got the balls to handle the Tiger D. Some Running back named Irons is there and the Auby fans are all giddy about some Fullback who had 44 yards rushing against Miss Shtate... wow..impressive. One wide Reciever and Will Muschamp as Defensive Coordinator..

1. Will won't be playing
2. will was a great cheerleader for the Real Tigers many a year ago
3. He' won't have little Nicky whispering play calls in his ear this time (Hello...do you think Will was actually LSU's Defensive coordinator or Nick SABAN???)

YOU HAVE THE SAME KICKER!!!! WOOHOO!!! LINE HIM UP!!! HE'll PROBABLY SHANK THE KICKOFF!!!! GO #37... WE LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE THE GREATEST!!!!

REAL TIGERS

How many weapons do we have...Bowe, Davis, HESTER FOR HEISMAN, Broussard, Vincent, Doucet, Russell, Flynn... ..wow my fingers are tired....

FEAR LES MILES!!!! BO Pelini Knows Football!!!! FISHER HATES AUBURN!!!!

GLENN DORSEY HATES OPPOSING QBS!!!! ZENON...CAN HE OUTSCORE THE OPPONENT AGAIN???????

GOAL POSTS HATE THAT AUBURN KICKER!!!!

#1 Scoring Defense in the NATION


DEFENSE + OFFENSE = MAJOR BUTT KICKING!!!


PREDICTION.

LSU
LSU
LSU
LSU
L
S
U

ONLY TEAM IN THE NATION TO NOT ALLOW A TD THIS YEAR >>>TIGERS!!!!


LSU 35

Eagles 7

DIE TUBBY DIE!!!!


----- The Associated Press Top 25 college football poll lists Auburn at No. 3 in the country, LSU at No. 6. That means the two sets of Tigers will meet with higher combined rankings Saturday than in any previous game in the history of the emerging rivalry.
The only top-10 (AP) matchup between LSU and Auburn was in 1972.
Eighth-ranked LSU defeated ninth-ranked Auburn 35-7
WOW!!! HUGE!!!
I want to party like it's 1972 again!!!

KICK THIS.....

Just like Bobby Knight once said..."I was nervous...until I saw Dale Brown across the bench.."...


so too Tigers Fans... we have the confidence..... for what do we see across the field saturday...

O for 5 in 2005!!! Returning for a repeat performance.....

Home of the Rant for sale....

WE interupt Auburn week to announce that the home of the Rant is for sale....

no not the home of LSUal...the desk that the rant comes to you from....

Mrs. LSUal has ordered the updgrade so this 'famous' piece of furniture can be yours for a mere

$350.00 (or best offer)....

-LSUal
lsual@cox.net

or
lsualsrants@cox.net

for further info.

AUBURN WEEK....

hmmmm...the trend....

LSU 40 Miami 3
LSU 45 UL-L 3
LSU 45 Arizone 3

hhmmm....

BRING ON AUBURN!!!!

Hey can we bring the EYE to the Plains!?!?!?

45-3???

What's this TIVO?? Different week ..same result... exact same result.

Hey Stoops... jumping on the EYE of the TIGER.... BRILLIANT!!!

Food for thought...if you remove LSU's offense totally from the last two games...LSU still outscores it's opponents 14-6....
-lsual

BRING ON THE WAR CHICKENS!!!!!!!

IT's GAMEDAY by Jill

"Huh? I mean, they can't eat you, can they?" - Mike Stoops


A special thanks to the fine folks of u la la
The ragin peppers were an easy rent-a-win
The kinks are out, the preseason is over
It's time for the real games to begin

For Miles and Stoops it's a different place
But an all too familiar foe
This time, though, the tables have turned
The Tigers will deal the final blow

Les is the man with the winning hand
Those wildcats are no prize
They almost lost to Brigham Young
In Death Valley they'll meet their demise

No touchdowns allowed in the last 10 quarters
8 straight wins against the Pac-10
This week the hot streak will stay on course
We'll send them home. Losers. Again.

Let's show em how things go on Saturday Nights
Let's help Coach give mikey his due
There's a smirker in auburn waiting in the wings
Next week, he'll get his too


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!

ARIDZONE RANT 2006

This Week's Tiger Bait - Arizona Wildcats 1-0 outta da Pacified-10 league.

This one will be short...why...cause we're gonna completely dominate these jokers. They are in the same category as the two Mississippi Schools....

Zona...whatcha need to know...they beat pathetic BYU (no winning season in how long??) by a last second field goal 16-13 last week. This so impressed Las Vegas that the line on the LSU blowout went up by 6 points as the kick was in the air. Last time we played them was in 2003 and we crushed them 59-13...

I've heard it... "Al,they're much better now and they have Mike Stoops...he's really going to turn them around...he's a defensive genious...blah blah"....
Stoops...STOOPS......I FEAR NOT ANYONE NAMED STOOPS....we defeated his brother....and he's not his brother... that's like fearing anyone named Manning... a complete waste of emotion.....

Mike Stoops is 7-16 as the head coach of Arizona.

Two BACK TO BACK 3-8 seasons and then the impressive win on SATURDAY AGAINST THE BYUlosers.

They supposedly have a decent defense and some impressive 6'-3" QB...funny they didn't show up last week and had to rely on some kicker to bail them out... THREE Field goals and a touchdown against BYU??? JUST TRY THAT IN TIGER STADIUM???? OUR GOAL POSTS DON't LIKE FOOTBALLS!!!!!!


TIGERS!!! ... Domination from start to finish..Jamarcus to LaFell, Jarmarcus to Early, Alley up the middle...Justin on the bench...field a punt....crush a QB... Jimbo...Pelini... FEARLES MILES!!! MIKE THE TIGER STAND UP AN ROAR!!!

...and Mr. Tuitiamao (QB) meet MR. DORSEY and Mr. PITTMAN... you them and the turf will become very close...

PREDICTION.... VICTORY FOR L-S-U!!!!!

TIGERS ON A MISSION 42
worst team in the Pac-10 13

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

..and if you're scared about this one....the letdown game...looking ahead to Auburn.......blah blah... sell your ticket to someone who has no fear!!!!! THERE'S NO ROOM FOR BROOK TROUT, DISASTER SYNDROME 'tiger' FANS!!!!

SI Power Rankings.... the world has found another idiot

Once again…Sports Illustrated proving to be idiots…

from the POWER RANKINGS.....

ND at #2 ‘nothing to be ashamed of in their close win' ... puke!!! ND almost lost to Ga Tech ...a non-good football team....

And look at this gem...

Remind me again why there was ever a quarterback "controversy" at LSU? Nothing against Matt Flynn, but JaMarcus Russell went 13 of 17 for 253 yards, three touchdowns and no picks against UL-Lafayette. Freshman receiver Brandon LaFell announced his presence with a 58-yard TD catch.
Next game: Saturday vs. Vanderbilt

AT LEAST LOOK AT A SCHEDULE!!! WE’re PLAYING VANDY???? Don't they even do research????? VANDY???

Hey braintrust... how bout ARIZONA????

At least they got Jamarcus' stats right.... ESPN is still reporting an INT for Jamarcus....

45-3

Victory!!! 1 down 13 to go!!!

It's Gameday...by Jill...

Hellooooo Tiger Fans! It's that time again!


Let the lights go on in Death Valley
Let the Golden Band's sounds fill the air
It's time for LSU Tiger football
And there's nothing better...anywhere

After the last season's games have ended
There's an emptiness you just can't fight
An itch you just can't scratch
Until finally comes that sweltering September night

So now the talking time is over
Now the expectations start to rise
We'll chalk up a W for The Flagship University
And for the small school, another early demise

Landry and Daniels lead the defense
A deadly duo of experience and speed
There's no chance for the cajun offense
The Tigers will impede and not concede

All eyes are on Jamarcus
His eyes rest squarely on the prize
Watch him go to Early, Dwayne and Buster
Watch the offense light up the skies

It's the excitement you can't live without
The butterflies you just can't subdue
It's the feeling that lives in all of us
Forever LSU


GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!

GAME ONE...This Week's Tiger Bait...dem Crazy Cajuns!!

(with apologies to my beloved bride and several family members - graduates of the defunt U-S-L)

75 years under the lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAZY CAJUN RANT!!! YES FOOTBALL IS HERE.. THE LONG OFFSEASON FINALLY ENDS!!!!!

Okay let me ..uh...I must say I liked USL...I cannot and never will get used to the whole UL (ultra small font) L thing... brings me back to the fact I hate change....still don't like the "St. Louis" Rams, the Washington "Wizards", ULM Warhawks, .... HEY it's USL, LA RAMS, Washington Bullets and dammit...Northeast Louisiana Indians....

I'm tired of the whole...'we had to change the name to become a more prestigous school and get more grant money'... okay...I guess that grant money comes as a gift from Skip Bertman and his curious scrimmage scheduling.... UL-Laf...enjoy that $400K grant saturday night okay. perhaps they can use the grant to buy larger letters for LAFAYETTE on all their signs around campus......

and word to the NFL ..Brandon Stokely and Mais Jake Delhomme did not attend UL-L..They are U-S-L graduates...just like Mrs. LSUal.

MASCOT - okay... Ragin Cajuns... that 's original, interesting unique.. they were the bulldogs... not unique but traditional.. still had the mascot around for a while until some brilliant mind in Lafayette (current home of LSUal) got the idea for a new mascot... the disturbing scary cayenne pepper thing... it's very disturbing... it gives me the heebie geebies... please lose the mascot.... (we'll lose Ellis Hugh the inflatable tiger aberation too and toonces our weird logo thingy)

History

Well not much to report here.. USL/SLI/ULL hasn't scored against the Tigers since 1924 before there were lights in death valley or even a death valley.... LSU has scored 912 points in 20 games to the Cajuns. 19 points. More info...

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/history/HeadToHead_1.asp?Opponent=Louisiana-Lafayette

last meeting 48-0 in 2002... ouch.

Cajuns

Head Case - Ricky Bustle (do the Bustle Hustle ..no kidding they used this slogan before), QBs two of em Babb and Desormeaux..both can run...they'll have too. RB Tyrel Fenroy..good but not faster than the LSU D. www.ragincajuns.com red,white,bulldogs,10,000 fans screaming at the tops of their lungs and yes they do know how to tailgate properly...

Tigers

Les 11-2 Miles ...season 2. Jimbo and Pellini are back. Alley B returns. Jamarcus (14-2 as a starter) back to improve on last year's season... Bowe,Davis, Early,..lots of weapons...lots of speed... Defense - Fastest Defense ever in the history of the planet...honest... just watch Glenn Dorsey on the D-line and you'll see... Golden Girls, Mike the Tiger, the march down the hill, Tiger Band, Tiger Stadium, 93,000 strong and stadium construction still going on....

THE TAILGATE

The Krewe of Tailgate returns to the Indians Mounds for yet another year of tailgating excellence. See ya early. oh yeah... Tigers and Cajuns.... this could be the best tailgate food and experience of all time.... ice those adult beverages and come hungry.....

The GAME

But AL...what about the game???? We all know what's going to happen. Tigers win. UL-L does have a chance of eclipsing their total 20 scoring in a single game but... that's not a given. ....just depends on how good LSU's third string is this time.....

Prediction

The new seat numbers and section numbers will create mass confusion for those who tailgate effectively and rely on memory and instinct to find their seats.... WHAT NO SECTION 12 Row BB anymore???????

Oh...you wanted a game prediction....

LSU - 58 ULS-LIULouisville - 10

GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one more time....

just in case you've been under a rock since the SEC championship game...

it's almost time....

2006 ...FOOTBALL IS ALMOST HERE....

9/2
Louisiana-Lafayette
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9/9
Arizona
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9/16
at Auburn
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9/23
Tulane
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9/30
Miss. State
-
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10/7
at Florida
-
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10/14
Kentucky
-
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10/21
Fresno St.
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11/4
at Tennessee
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11/11
Alabama
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11/18
Ole Miss
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11/24
at Arkansas
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6 days... til the scrimmage with the flamin' peppers'

Barring any unforseen weather circumstances... (if anyone sees Jim Cantorre of the Weather Channel fly into Baton Rouge...uh ...PANIC!!!) ...GAME'S ON...

....okay 6 days until the UL-L Flamin' Peppers come to town for the scrimmage. See picture above ...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!?!?

Hint: It's name is Cayenne...

7 DAYS....

7 days until the UL-L scrimmage....

unless mother nature has other plans.....

Ernesto...go away!!!

loser kid....

Juvenile Accused of Setting Fire at an LSU Stadium Concession Office
Aug 21, 2006 05:18 PM CDT

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - LSU Police say a 15-year-old was booked with arson Monday in the fire that gutted a concession office in Louisiana State University's Tiger Stadium.
Campus Police Chief Ricky Adams says the youth and two other boys -- the youngest of them nine years old -- were booked with trespass. LSU police are looking for a fourth.
Adams says a passing driver called campus police shortly after the fire started, saying he saw smoke in the stadium and some juveniles acting suspiciously. Adams says the man had a very good description of the juveniles.
The Baton Rouge Fire Department says the fire did $300,000 in damages, gutting the concession offices and damaging equipment including three golf cart-type vehicles used at the stadium.
Adams says his officers worked with arson investigators from the fire department and federal Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agents on the case.

WHY?????

23 days....

aaghh... no I will not count down every day....

well maybe I will...not like I'm going to go waste my time and watch pro baseball or something...

hey...NFL preseason... now that's a usefull waster of time.....

-lsual

24 days...

Okay it's getting reallly close now...August...the hottest .....longest...grueling month of the year...ALAS TIGER FAITHFUL... SEPTEMBER AWAITS!!!!

NEXT UP.....

Dem Cajuns from UL-La-SLI-SLII-Lafayette-ULlafayette......

tick tick tick tick...

OU-ch!!

Wow!!! Bomar Dude!!!

Timesheet - 40 hours
Actual hours worked - 5

NCAA Suspension and OU Expulsion- Priceless

Fans are on the goal posts and I don't know why....

Here's a little gem...

The KY announcers calling the bluegrass miracle...

"The fans are on the goal posts and I don't know why..."

http://www.lsufootball.net/audio/misc/LSU-UK-2002.mp3

Coming soon to Death Valley....

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3141/spankullbehindlh2.gif

LSU vs. Katrina aftermath..

click on YouTube link...

8 minutes of good story...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPElTBUhvQ8

rumbles from the plains....

Que??? Auburn fixin' grades???

what's this???